For over six decades, Andy Capp has been the king of comic strip comedy. His lazy antics, sharp wit, and endless battles with his wife, Flo, have produced countless laugh-out-loud moments. From dodging work to getting into pub brawls, Andy’s misadventures are a masterclass in humor. Here are some of the funniest strips that prove why Andy Capp remains a comedy legend.
Andy’s signature excuse for avoiding work is always a winner. In one strip, Flo asks him to fix a leaky faucet, and he replies, “I’ll do it tomorrow.” The next panel shows him sleeping on the sofa with a bucket on his head, catching the drip. It’s the perfect visual gag that sums up his laziness.
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2. The Pub Escape Plan
Andy’s love for the pub often gets him in trouble. In one hilarious strip, he tries to sneak out for a pint but gets caught by Flo. His excuse? “I’m just going to check if the beer is still cold!” Flo’s deadpan response—“It’s not”—makes the joke even funnier.
3. The Unemployment Benefit Scheme
Andy’s attempts to avoid work are legendary. In one strip, he tells his friend, “I’m thinking of applying for unemployment benefits.” His friend asks, “Have you ever had a job?” Andy replies, “No, but I’ve been thinking about it!” The absurdity of his logic is pure comedy gold.
4. The DIY Disaster
Andy’s lack of handyman skills always leads to chaos. In one strip, he tries to fix a chair but ends up gluing himself to it. Flo walks in and says, “I see you’re finally sitting down to think.” Andy’s trapped expression is priceless.
5. The “I’m on a Diet” Joke
Andy’s commitment to avoiding effort extends to everything, including dieting. In one strip, he tells Flo, “I’m on a seafood diet.” When she asks what that means, he says, “I see food, and I eat it!” The punchline is as funny as it is relatable.
6. The Football Fiasco
Andy’s love for football often leads to trouble. In one strip, he comes home with a black eye and tells Flo, “I got into a fight at the match.” She asks, “Did you win?” He replies, “No, but I didn’t lose either—I ran away!”
7. The “I’m Sick” Excuse
Andy’s fake illnesses are always over-the-top. In one strip, he claims to have “a rare disease called work-itis.” Flo’s response? “The only cure is a job application form.”
8. The Laundry Catastrophe
Andy’s attempts to help with chores never go well. In one strip, he tries to do laundry but ends up shrinking Flo’s favorite dress. His excuse? “It’s a new fashion trend—mini-dresses for everyone!”
9. The “I’m Thinking” Pose
Andy’s signature move—leaning against a wall with a thoughtful expression—is always a setup for a joke. In one strip, Flo asks, “What are you thinking about?” He replies, “How much I’m not thinking.”
10. The “I’m a Genius” Moment
Andy’s self-proclaimed brilliance is always laughable. In one strip, he says, “I’ve figured out how to get rich without working.” Flo asks, “How?” He says, “Marry someone who works!”
Bonus: The “I’m Retired” Strip
In one of his best excuses, Andy tells Flo, “I’ve decided to retire.” She asks, “From what?” He says, “From thinking about getting a job.”
Feedback: Andy Capp’s humor never gets old! Which of these moments made you laugh the most? Share your favorite Andy Capp strips in the comments below!
