Jenny had just married Roger, a man many years her senior. Worried about his health, she gently insisted they sleep in separate bedrooms after the wedding — “just to make sure you don’t over-exert yourself,” she said.
That first night, as she slipped into bed, there came a soft knock on her door.
It was Roger — her energetic 85-year-old groom — ready for some newlywed romance.
Afterward, he kissed her goodnight and shuffled back to his room.
Jenny was drifting off when she heard another knock.
It was Roger again, just as lively as before. They enjoyed a second round, and he left once more.
Moments later, a third knock came. Roger stood there, still full of energy, grinning like a teenager. Jenny laughed and welcomed him in again.
When they finally finished, she looked at him in awe.
“Roger, I’m amazed! At your age, you’ve got more stamina than men a third your age!”
Roger blinked, confused.
“Wait… you mean I’ve been here before?”
2. Better Than Money
A man was walking down the street when a shabby, dirt-covered homeless man approached him and asked for a couple of dollars to buy dinner.
The man pulled out his wallet and held up a ten-dollar bill.
“If I give you this, will you spend it on beer instead of food?”
“No,” the homeless man said. “I gave up drinking years ago.”
“Will you use it to go fishing instead of buying dinner?”
“Fishing? No way. I spend all my time just trying to survive.”
“What about golf? You won’t waste this on greens fees, right?”
The homeless man snorted. “Are you crazy? I haven’t played golf in twenty years!”
“One last question,” the man said. “Will you spend this on… well… ladies in the red-light district?”
The homeless man shook his head. “For ten bucks? What disease do you think I’d get for that?”
The man lowered the bill and said, “In that case, I’m not giving you the money.”
The homeless man frowned. “Why not?”
“Because,” the man said, “I’m taking you home for a wonderful dinner cooked by my wife.”
The homeless man’s eyes widened. “Your wife won’t be furious? I’m filthy, I smell terrible—”
“That’s fine,” the man replied. “She needs to see what a man looks like after he’s given up beer, fishing, golf, and s*x.”
3. Two Hunters
Two hunters were deep in the woods when one suddenly collapsed. He lay motionless on the ground, eyes glazed, not breathing.
Terrified, the other hunter grabbed his phone and called emergency services.
“Help! My friend is dead! What do I do?”
The operator said calmly, “All right, sir. I can help you. First, let’s make absolutely sure he’s dead.”
There was silence.
Then — BANG!
Back on the phone, the hunter said, “Okay… now what?”
